I write about butterflies, angels, heaven, space and time;
I may not be the perfect role model, but even our icons aren’t always
the type of stars that shine.
Our modern day celebrities are what our future children will
aspire to be;
Maybe someone should tell that to England’s captain, the racist
The child star Macaulay Culkin got arrested for smoking the herb,
which proves he should have never been left Home Alone;
Even Paris Hilton spent a few hours in prison, before crying that
she wanted to go home.
Tiger Woods didn’t just hit a hole in one, in his spare time he
potted 9 women from the rough;
Chris Brown thought by beating up Rihanna, his paper gangsters
would think that he was tough.
Ashley Cole is twice the fool, firstly greed made him leave
Arsenal, before his cheating made Cheryl do a runner;
In my eyes he was once a
legend, but it just so happens, this poet is a Gunner.
Gary Glitter tried to claim he was the king of rock and roll, when
in reality a monstrous paedophile secretly hid behind his smile;
Bill Clinton says Monica Lewinsky just dropped her pencil under
his desk, I guess even presidents can live in denial.
Wayne Rooney loves his older women, but he dribbled past the MILF’S,
diving head first into a 55 year old Nan;
I just found out Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite, so now I’m confused,
is she an actress or actor, a women or a man.
OJ Simpson got arrested before being found innocent, on the charge
of murdering his Wife;
He sat in the courtroom smiling, as hiding in his back pocket sat
his blood stained knife.
George Michael claims he wasn’t masturbating in that toilet, he
simply had a hard on, whilst he was having a wee;
Drew Barrymore spent so many years on drink and drugs, but I think
that’ is just because she missed E.T.
Hugh Grant thought it would be Divine, to get caught with his
A line of crack appeared across Whitney Houston’s face, after
being put there by her Husband, Bobby Brown.
Let’s not forget about
Ryan Giggs, winner of sports personality of the year 2009, an award that he won
whilst he played away;
Only true stars shine out 24/7, no matter if it’s the night, or if
it is the day
I may not be the perfect role model, but a true star will always
produce its very own light;
Already written in the skies is your destiny, and mine reads out
that I have a
“Destiny to Write”.
BARRY MOWLES ©2011